Hoy hoy When Big Joan comes outHer arms are too smallHer head like uh ballShe tied off her horse’n galloped off into the moonbeamsShe pulled up her blousen’ compared her navel to the moonI dig my life for uh whileWhin Big Joan sets upHer hands are too smallShe’s too fat t’ go out in the daylightSo she rolls around allnightI’m just sorta threadWith uh drooped bodyI’ll set up with uh Big JoanI’m too fat t’ go out In the daylightI’ll stay up all nightI won’t droop if youWon’t talk about yourHands bein’ too smallYou know something’s happenin’Or you wouldn’t of come out like yuh didShe ain’t built for goin’ nakedSo she can’t wear any new clothesOr go t’ the beachThey laugh at her bodyCause her hands are too smallWhen Big Joan sits up her hands are too smallShe’s outa reachUh turquoise scarf ‘n uh sleeveRolled up over uh Merc MontclairI’ll sit up with yuh Big JoanI’m too fat to go out in the daytimeI’ll stay up all nightIf yuh promise not t’ talkAbout yer hands bein’ too smallHoy hoy is she uh boy?