Where have, all the boys goneWe canât find them at all, we canât find them at allAll the, arcades and sports barsAnd hockey rinks emptyThereâs nobody for meItâs poker night, and we werenât invitedTake your spade, out of my heartYou said, I was your queenBut youâve traded me inFor a straight flush to winWe feel like, two ducks in a pondBeing held up by cowboysIn Texas, (I hate this game!)Poker night, and we werenât invitedTake your spade, out of my heartClearly, this fad will passJust as soon as the hockey teamsGet off their,,,You will, wish you werenât in debtFor buying aluminum-weighted chips (idiot!)Itâs poker night, and we werenât invitedTake your spade, out of my heart