Why do Girls Think I’m Scary – Da Yoopers – letras

Why do girls think i’m scary?Why do they treat me like a circus freak?Is it because of my big melon headOr because i talk like a geekOr is it because when i’m on the phone with themI breathe just like this (loud breathing)Why do girls think i’m scary? will i ever get a kiss?Why do girls think i’m scary?Why do they think that i’m a knob?Is it because the way i walkIs faster then most people jog?Or is it because i like to say wordsLike okie dokie, pee-u and poo?Why do girls think i’m scary?I’d feel honky dory if i knewBridge:If i had a girl friendYou know my love would never endI’d buy her gifts, i’d buy her thingsI’d buy her pearls and diamond ringsI’d lose some weight, i’d exerciseIf i’d fart, i’d apologizeI’d wash my feet, i’d lift the seatI’d even through away all my looky booksWhy do girls think i’m scary?Why do they think that i’m a dork?Is it because i only dress in blackAnd when i laugh i snort?Why do girls think i’m scary?I wish somebody knewWhy do girls think i’m scary?Why do they act like i smell like poo?Why do girls think i’m hideous?Why do they think that i’m a ghoul?Is it because i never get no sunOr because i always pee in the pool?Or is it because when i pass windIt smells just like burnt shoe?Why do girls think i’m scary?I don’t know, maybe you do