World Of Hair – Dan Deacon – letras

Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!Kaiser: Yes, police commissioner?Police Commisioner: There’s a knight hiding…Kaiser: Like a knight in shining armor?Police Commisioner: There’s a knight hiding in my room.Kaiser: Have you seen the knight?Police Commisioner: No, but every now and again, I hear him scraping his blade agon the floor, cackling.Kaiser: Well, if you haven’t seen him, I don’t understand how you know that it’s a knight.Police Commisioner: I can hear the clinking of metal as he scurries behind desk to cabinet.Kaiser: I think that’s probably just the pipes.Police Commisioner: It’s certainly n- I found a big fanciful feather that fell out of his cap.Kaiser: A f- I don’t- knights don’t have feathers.Police Commisioner: How could you deny that?Kaiser: I, I-Police Commisioner: Look at this feather.Kaiser: Ok, police commissioner-Police Commisioner: Imagine it adorned on top of a metal helmet, riding on an armored horse.Kaiser: He-Police Commisioner: Hiding in my office.Kaiser: Tonight I’ll pick up some-Police Commisioner: I know you can hear us!Kaiser: Tonight I’ll pick up some-Police Commisioner: I know you’re out there!Kaiser: I’ll get some knight traps.*bleep*Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!Kaiser: Yes, police commissioner.Police Commisioner: I put a bird in this glue… Look at it. Look how pathetic it is.Kaiser: This is just cruel, why are we doing this, police commisioner, this is-Police Commisioner: You have nothing to do with it. Shut up.Kaiser: *laughs* I don’t- I- can I-Police Commisioner: Get out.Kaiser: I- thank you.Police Commisioner: Turn off the lights!Kaiser: I think I’m going to report you!Police Commisioner: Turn the lights off!Kaiser: I think I’m definitely reporting you to someone…Police Commisioner: Get back here.Kaiser: What? WhatPolice Commisioner: Get back here.Kaiser: What? What? Just What?Police Commisioner: Look how pathetic it is.Kaiser: I don’t wanna look at how pathetic it is. This is horrible. What a terrible thing.Police Commisioner: *laughs*Kaiser: And you’re just laughing. I- I am going to my own office-Police Commisioner: No, no, come here.Kaiser: And I’m-Police Commisioner: Shut up! Shut up!Kaiser: Stop telling me to shut up.Police Commisioner: Put your hand on the table and close your eyes.Kaiser: No I am certainly not going to do that!Police Commisioner: Come on.Kaiser: No! Just, gluing a bird. I’m not doing this. No way.Police Commisioner: Look at it.Kaiser: I don’t- no. No. No! Thank you.Police Commisioner: He’ll never fly again.Kaiser: I say good-day!*bleep*Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!Kaiser: Yes police commissioner.Police Commisioner: This coat fit me properly?Kaiser: Yea I think you look pretty good.Police Commisioner: I can’t figure out if its- pretty- can you- come on.Kaiser: Yea I’ll help. Here we go.Police Commisioner: Mm mm.Kaiser: There you are.Police Commisioner: Ah.Kaiser: How’s that?Police Commisioner: Ah, ah.Kaiser: Okay. Alright.*bleep*Police Commisioner: Kaiser I want you in my office pronto!Kaiser: Yes police commissioner.Police Commisioner: Holy moley I got a funny joke for you.Kaiser: Oh a joke, I could use a funny joke.Police Commisioner: AlrightKaiser: What is it?Police Commisioner: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.Kaiser: What are you gonna do?Police Commisioner: Just do it.Kaiser: I don’t know if this is a good idea.Police Commisioner: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.Kaiser: I think this is a joke on me and I don’t wanna-Police Commisioner: Trust me, trust meKaiser: *moans*Police Commisioner: You’re alright, you’re eyes closed tight?Kaiser: Yea.*bang*Kaiser: You mother fucker! Why the fuck did you do that?Police Commisioner: *laughs* I hit your hand with this hammer.Kaiser: Yea why the f- that’s not funny. Screw you police commissioner. Listen, listen, I resign.Police Commisioner: No wayKaiser: I- I’m gonna write a letter of resignation right now.Police Commisioner: You’re hired.*bleep*Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!Kaiser: Yes police commissioner.Police Commisioner: Look how big that is.Kaiser: Yea that is big.Police Commisioner: I can’t believe how big that is.Kaiser: That is really really big.Police Commisioner: Wow.Kaiser: I don’t even know how they got it in here.Police Commisioner: I don’t even know what it is.Kaiser: What are you gonna do with it.Police Commisioner: I don’t know. Maybe, um. How warm do you think it is?Kaiser: I dunno. It looks pretty warm.Police Commisioner: It looks pretty warm.Kaiser: Yea.Police Commisioner: Touch it with your- touch it with your skin.Kaiser: What?Police Commisioner: Touch it with your skin a little bit.Kaiser: I- why don’t you touch it with your skin?Police Commisioner: I’ve- Ive been doing it for hours before you got in here. Wh- Touch it witch your skin.Kaiser: Well what was it doing to your skin?Police Commisioner: Nothing.Kaiser: It was doing nothing to your skin?Police Commisioner: Nothing at all. Touch it.Kaiser: Are you lying to me police commissioner?Police Commisioner: No, noKaiser: Why do you want me to touch it.Police Commisioner: Touch it with your skin.Kaiser: I don’t think I’m gonna do that.Police Commisioner: Touch it with some of your skin.Kaiser: No listen, I gotta get to work. There’s a lot of stuff that needs to be done. I’m not gonna touch that with my skin.Police Commisioner: BokorkKaiser: Are you calling me chicken?Police Commisioner: No. Call mommy.Kaiser: Thank you.*bleep*Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now.Kaiser: What is it police commissioner?Police Commisioner: My hands are turning into some sort of cream.Kaiser: Your hands are turning into a cream?Police Commisioner: Oh I can just tell.Kaiser: Well did you eat anything?Police Commisioner: When I woke up in the morning I saw huge cream.Kaiser: Well maybe its not that your hands are turning into cream, maybe you just had some cream on your hands.Police Commisioner: No you don’t see.Kaiser: You’ve used all the sea?Police Commisioner: Yoouuu!*long bleep*