Bang! Bang!He said Captain he said whatHe said Captain he said what you wantHe said Captain he said what (x3)He said Captain he said what whooo!He said Captain he said what (x3)He said Captain he said what Whooo!Whooo! ha ha ha!Well I woke up this morning I was feeling fineBut this cat starts banging man what a swineSo I called reception but there’s no availThat’s why I’m telling you this sorry taleHe went bang (bang) I said shut upHe went bang (bang) I said wrap upWell I’m aware that the guy must do his workBut the piledriver man drove me berserkHe said Captain I said whatHe said Captain I said whatHe said Captain he said whatHe said Captain he said what you wantOnce a lifetime twice a dayIf you don’t work you get no payI’ve been to the east I been to the westBut the girls I like most are the ones undressedWell hello Adam where you beenI said stand aside ‘cos I’m a- feeling meanI had a gut full of you and I’m a- feeling badBut you’re an ugly old potterer and ain’t I gladHe said Captain I said what (x4)He said Captain I said what you wantHe said Captain he said what (x3)He said Captain he said what whooo!Bang!bang!He said Captain he said whatHe said Captain he said what you wantHe said Captain he said what (x3)He said Captain he said what whoooo!He said Captain he said what (x3)He said Captain he said what you fucking want