You’re a siren if there ever was one-And there was one.You’re a Lorelei,I’m a dope.You’re a baddie if I ever saw one-And I’ve seen one.Darling, you’re a lie;I’ve no hope.I’m at the end of my rope.REFRAIN 1You are so fair-Like an Oriental vision,But you won’t make that decision.You’re not quite fair.I’d pay vour fareTo Niagara Falls and back too,But you never will react toThis love affair.You are the crepes suzetteI should getOn my bill of fare,But if you love me not,Flower pot,See if I care.See how you’ll fareIf you keep on playing Rover.When I come to think it over,You’re only fair.REFRAIN 2You are so fairBut you know you’ re no ApolloAnd to say you’re hard to swallowIs only fair.I’d pay your fareAll around the world and back too,For I’d like to give the sack toThis love affair.You are the CamembertI can’t bearOn my bill of fare,So if you love me not,Flower pot,See if I care.See how you’ll fareIf you keep on playing Rover.When I come to think it over,You’re only fair.REFRAIN 3Your hair ain’t fairAnd you got no style in dressing.I’m afraid you ain’t possessingNo savoir-faire.I’d pay your fareTo the tropic of New Guinea,For I’d like to yell « C’est finis »To this affair.You are the freak eventIn the tentOf a county fair;So if you love me not,Polka dot,See if I care.See how you’ll fareIf you keep on playing Rover.When I come to think it over,You’re only fair.