There’s a place where everyone can be happyIt’s the most beautiful place in the whole fuckin’ worldIt’s made of candy canes and planesAnd bright, red choo choo trainsAnd the meanest little boysThe most innocent little girlsAnd you know, I wish that I could go thereIt’s a road that I have not foundAnd I wish you the best of luck, dear,Drop a card or letter to my side of town’cause there’s no time for fussing and fighting my, friendBut baby I’m amazed by the hatethat you can sendAnd youPainted my entire worldBut IDon’t have the turpentine to clean what you have soiledAnd I won’t forget itThere’s a place where everyone can be rightEven though you remain determined to be opposedAdmittance requires no qualificationsIt’s where everyone has been and where everybody goesSo please try not to be impatientFor we all hate standing in lineAnd when the farm is good and boughtYou’ll be there without a thoughtAnd eternity my friend, is a long fuckin’ time’cause there’s no time for fussing and fighting my friendBut baby I’m amazed by the hatethat you can sendAnd youPainted my entire worldBut IDon’t have the turpentine to clean what you have soiledAnd I won’t forget it