Zacharia, Zacharia, anxiety messiahYou’re a bad babysitter but good at being quietZacharia, ZachariaZachariaYeah it’s cheap it came from ChinaYour stomach linerYou’re the kind that gets weaker at the kneesAnd you ramble when you start to speakZacharia LiarI feel where you’re coming fromZacharia LiarLike you I was born in the baby boomZach-off-mia ZachariaIt’s fine you’re tiredThere might be something good on TvAnd she knows it’s cheap it came from ChinaYour stomach linerYou’re the kind that gets weaker at the kneesAnd it knocks you off of your feetZacharia LiarI feel where you’re coming fromZacharia LiarYou know, I was born in the baby boomZacharia LiarI feel where you’re coming fromZacharia LiarLike you I was born in the baby boomZacharia talks a lot then he worries about what he said loadsLater in bed loadsLoads and loads and loads