About to give himself the KOand splat his bones in the avenue belowhe glanced over his shoulder to Jesus on the wallâCome here, little sonâ, Jesus said,âDo you see my holy toenails?Last time theyâve been trimmedit was two thousand years agoand now the time has comeâ(I tell you, the time has come)He stood shivering by the shelfautomatically crossing himself(his eyes were jew, but the right hand wasa catholic maid)He got the clipper and knelt before Christand beg forgiveness and started to cryâOk, but do it quick âcause tonight I have a dateââTonight I have a dateâ